Self-Absorbed Rants

My memoir that no one will read.

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3rd grade

friend:
*whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me:
what
friend:
OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.